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Nascar Cup Drivers ' Rankings According to the Women of Nascardiac
« on: September 07, 2007, 10:49:14 PM »
We ladies of Nascardiac love Nascar. We watch the races with such anticipation, not necessarily for the sexy men but the excitement of racing. We love the passing, bumping, angry tempers, exciting finishes, and gutsy moves. We love every aspect of racing and the sexy drivers are just a bonus.  

One of the ladies of Nascardiac suggested that we should start a thread on the Ladies Lap about the Cup drivers. The suggestion was to rank them according to how hot they are. I thought it was a good idea and began thinking about how I would rank them. I asked myself, what makes a driver “hot”? Is it looks, personality, bad-boy image, or sense of humor? Yes was the answer. It’s all in ones own perception of what makes those guys hot and sexy. The fire suits help, the way they enhance the firm shape of those sexy butts.

We women of Nascar love our racing, but we are human and we do notice sexy men! So I say Ladies, lets rank these guys!

Since the 5 buckets of ice rule has worked so well on other threads, lets use it here. 5 buckets for smokin’ hot down to 0 buckets for no heat at all. List 10 drivers and where you think they rank. Oh and by the way Herm, since we have not determined if you are a lesbian or not, we will go ahead and let you weigh in on this topic.

Here is my list of 10 drivers:
1. Sadler 5 buckets (oh so sexy and what a fabulous sense      of humor)
2. Kyle Busch 0 buckets (eewwwwww Yuck)
3. Bobby LaBonte 3 buckets (very nice on the eyes)
4. McMurray 4 buckets (love those eyes and that smile)
5. Yeley 3 buckets (such a sweet thing)
6. Robby Gordon 3 buckets (nice looking and a bad boy, sometimes ticks me off)
7. Montoya 1 bucket (he’s not bad to look at but he makes me mad) I’d end up throwing the bucket of ice at him!
8. Edwards 4 buckets (smokin hot body)
9. Bowyer 2 buckets (not bad to look at but just doesn’t do a whole lot for me)                                                                                    
10. Stewart 2 buckets (nice to look at, sometimes makes me laugh, mostly makes me want to hit him with the ice)

I guessed y’all noticed that I could only give Sadler the ultimate 5 buckets of ice. Each of you will probably understand that when you think your driver is down right sexy, no one else can compare.
 
Have fun everyone. I look forward to seeing how y’all rank some of the drivers.
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Re: Nascar Cup Drivers ' Rankings According to the Women of Nascardiac
« Reply #1 on: September 07, 2007, 11:29:18 PM »
WOO HOO!!! I am so excited about this thread! Here's my rankings:

1. Jimmie Johnson - 5 buckets (sexy as hell, seems like he prefers to be a private person and I love that)
2. Casey Mears - 4 1/2 buckets (HOT - enough said, lol)
3. Elliott Sadler - 4 buckets (cute, funny, seems a little lost sometimes...ya wanna take him by the hand and help him, lol)
4. Jeff Gordon - 3 buckets (cute, damn good at his job...to me dedication to your job and doing it well is sexy as hell)
5. Juan Pablo - 1 bucket (his looks are nice, but he's an ass. If he were a decent driver and a decent guy, he might rank 2)
6. Kurt Busch - 0 buckets (too bad there's no negatives in the bucket system)
7. Carl Edwards - 1 bucket (GREAT body - can't stand to look at his face though)
8. Ward Burton - 2 buckets (he's "oldah but fastah", this guy's so damn funny, I don't care how old he is...he's a doll!)
9. Tony Stewart - 2 buckets (a bad boy, not that hot - though he's got potential. Even though he pisses me off often, I like that he                 speaks his mind and he races because he loves it)
10. Dale Jr. - 1 bucket (okay to look at, I've just gained a ton of respect for the guy over the last year. For the way he handles himself, I have to give it up to him)

Next.... ;D
« Last Edit: September 08, 2007, 08:38:16 PM by #1Jimmiefan »

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Re: Nascar Cup Drivers ' Rankings According to the Women of Nascardiac
« Reply #2 on: September 08, 2007, 12:54:45 AM »
OMG!!!!

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Re: Nascar Cup Drivers ' Rankings According to the Women of Nascardiac
« Reply #3 on: September 08, 2007, 01:22:10 AM »
Ok, here goes, this was realy hard because there are so many to choose from.

1.  Dale Jr. - 5 Buckets (He's my #1 man, plus I love the BB image)
2.  Casey Mears - 5 Buckets (Smokin Hot Body and I melt when he talks)
3.  Jamie McMurry - 5 Buckets (For Daughter Cab)
4.  Jimmy Johnson - 4 Buckets (Because of someone elses fantasies, Whew it's Hot)
5.  Mark Martin - 3 Buckets (For the Smile, plus he flipped for Cousin Carl  ;) )
6.  Carl Edwards - 3 Buckets (For the Smile, I had to subtract 2 for making fun of Mark Martins flip  ;) )
7.  Greg Biffle - 3 Buckets (I have a secret Facination for him)
8.  JJ Yeley -2 Buckets (he's cute)
9.  Juan Pablo - 0 Buckets (I can't get passed the herpies, sorry)
10. Elliott Sadler - 5 Buckets (Chris and the pic. changed my mind)

Modification:
Had to remove the Busch Brothers.  After the Saddler pic.  They aren't even worth mentioning.
« Last Edit: September 09, 2007, 05:32:14 PM by caboolarue »

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Re: Nascar Cup Drivers ' Rankings According to the Women of Nascardiac
« Reply #4 on: September 08, 2007, 01:33:15 PM »
1. Denny Hamlin-     5 buckets
2. Brian Vickers-      2 buckets
3. Elliot Saddler-      4 buckets
4. Martin Truex-      1 bucket
5. David Ragan-      3 buckets
6. Scott Riggs-       4 buckets
7. J.J. Yealy-          5 buckets
8. Jamie McMurray-  4 buckets
9. David Stremme-   3 buckets
10. Jeff Gordon-      0 buckets (He looks good but he's still gay in my books)
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Re: Nascar Cup Drivers ' Rankings According to the Women of Nascardiac
« Reply #5 on: September 08, 2007, 02:27:38 PM »
Sorry I have to add this +5 and then some Buckets to this Thread:



NOW THAT'S HOT!

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Re: Nascar Cup Drivers ' Rankings According to the Women of Nascardiac
« Reply #6 on: September 08, 2007, 08:39:28 PM »
Had to modify mine...Sadler gained a bucket, that's a hot ass pic of him!

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Re: Nascar Cup Drivers ' Rankings According to the Women of Nascardiac
« Reply #7 on: September 09, 2007, 12:37:34 PM »
hell ya and im a guy but what makes it even better is that he is cool as hell and one hell of a nice guy..

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Re: Nascar Cup Drivers ' Rankings According to the Women of Nascardiac
« Reply #8 on: September 09, 2007, 03:27:58 PM »
Here's ten drivers--random choice mostly--and my bucket allocation for each of them based entirely on physical characteristics.
1.  Elliott Sadler - The man IS The Ultimate Five-Bucket-Package.
2.  Tony Stewart - He gets 2 buckets for his lips.
3.  Brian Vickers - He gets a bucket for his thumb knuckles (Some gals are hiney-women, some are eye-girls; I'm all about thumb knuckles)
4.  Bobby Labonte - He get 2 buckets for thumb knuckles and his calm, I-mean-business demeanor
5.  Carl Edwards - 5 buckets for obvious reasons
6.  Jamie McMurray - 5 buckets just for the smile
7.  Greg Biffle - 0 buckets.  Love him as a driver but that's not what this poll is all about.  He does have pretty eyes at times.
8.  Jeff Gordon - 0 buckets.  Where's the man's upper lip?
9.  Dale Earnhardt Jr - 0 buckets.  There's a life-size picture of him near my office and he's got a nice hiney in it but what comes out of his mouth negates any positives I see from the pic.
10.  Kevin Harvick - 0 buckets.  He's actually nice to look at but his smile reminds me of a high school bully.
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Re: Nascar Cup Drivers ' Rankings According to the Women of Nascardiac
« Reply #9 on: November 11, 2007, 12:43:38 AM »
I would love to hear from some of you new girls on this and some of the others who didn't post yet.

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Re: Nascar Cup Drivers ' Rankings According to the Women of Nascardiac
« Reply #10 on: November 11, 2007, 03:06:23 PM »
I would love to hear from some of you new girls on this and some of the others who didn't post yet.


Me too!
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« Reply #11 on: November 11, 2007, 03:31:10 PM »
So, SS#19 have you up'd the Bucket Scale on that Sadler Boy, since you've met him in person?  :)

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Re: Nascar Cup Drivers ' Rankings According to the Women of Nascardiac
« Reply #12 on: November 12, 2007, 05:46:58 PM »
Some of the drivers act like they know they are hot and thats a real turn off. Carl Edwards is the first to come to mind and Kasey Kahne and Jamie McMurray. Pretty Boy Syndrome. Not for me.
I like a guy with some substance, not fat, just not skin and bones. Im more interested in the smile and how they carry themself then the bod.
Of course, I love Tony, no matter how fat he gets or how long his hair is. Bobby Labonte is another one... the older he gets the better lookin he gets. Elliot Sadler is probably the best overall HOT driver though, hands down. Hes got so many great looks. The longer hair, the beard, the short hair and clean shaven look. A man for all fans!!!

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Re: Nascar Cup Drivers ' Rankings According to the Women of Nascardiac
« Reply #13 on: November 12, 2007, 05:49:55 PM »
A man for all fans!!!

'cept this one!   ;D

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Re: Nascar Cup Drivers ' Rankings According to the Women of Nascardiac
« Reply #14 on: November 12, 2007, 11:54:43 PM »
'cept this one!   ;D
Yer right!!! I shoulda said a man for all the WOMEN fans!!!

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Re: Nascar Cup Drivers ' Rankings According to the Women of Nascardiac
« Reply #15 on: November 13, 2007, 11:16:26 PM »
Ok, this is a tuff one….I love the sport and LOVE my driver…ok, lemme see if I can contribute a “bucket” breakdown of  drivers…hmmmm (now, these all include my feeling that they are all great drivers !!!) – Not much of a variance on bucket ratings  (lol)
1.  ROBBY GORDON (my boy) “5+” buckets – Luv his “can-do” and confident attitude, his openness to his fans (and that he is ruggedly handsome-jmo)   ;D
2.  CLINT BOWYER - “4” buckets – luv his boyish charm.  Nice to look at and also very shy.
3.  ELLIOTT SADLER - “4” buckets… can’t help but love the accent – met him in Atlanta a couple of years ago – an absolute sweetheart!
4.  TONY STEWART – “3” buckets – luv the bad boy (not hard on the eyes either!?)
5.  CASEY MEARS – hmmm… just too damn good looking and so adorable  ;D
6.  BOBBY LABONTE – “4” buckets just luv the boy – great person, sweet and cute as hell (and I was in 4th grade with in back in 1974 in Corpus Christi (lol)
7.  JAMIE McMURRAY – “2” buckets – cute and fun to watch and listen too…
That’s all I got……    8)


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Re: Nascar Cup Drivers ' Rankings According to the Women of Nascardiac
« Reply #16 on: November 14, 2007, 12:08:13 PM »
1.

Mark Martin 5 buckets and then some He is very very very sexy and sooo much the LUST and Love of my life.
2.

Tony Stewart 5 buckets and just a tad bit more.  He is soo easy on the eyes and was quoted as saying "Mark Martin is my best friend and who I look up too"  so that to me is a I had you at HELLO..and I love the bad boy in him
3. Elliott Saddler~4 and 1/2 buckets just case he is very loveable
4. Kenny Wallace~4 buckets oh me oh my he is sooo cute
5. Jeff Hammond~3 buckets I know he is not a driver but still he is cute in his own way

~i will add more ..~
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« Reply #17 on: November 14, 2007, 07:04:35 PM »
1.  Tony Stewart - gotta love the bad boy Hoosier guy.
2.  Tony Stewart
3.  Tony Stewart
4.  Tony Stewart
5.  Tony Stewart
6.  Ryan Newman - gotta love the good boy Hoosier guy.
7.  Ryan Newman
8.  Ryan Newman
9.  Ryan Newman
10. Ryan Newman

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« Reply #18 on: November 14, 2007, 07:55:40 PM »
1.  Tony Stewart - gotta love the bad boy Hoosier guy.
2.  Tony Stewart
3.  Tony Stewart
4.  Tony Stewart
5.  Tony Stewart
6.  Ryan Newman - gotta love the good boy Hoosier guy.
7.  Ryan Newman
8.  Ryan Newman
9.  Ryan Newman
10. Ryan Newman

That's funny.   ;D

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Re: Nascar Cup Drivers ' Rankings According to the Women of Nascardiac
« Reply #19 on: November 14, 2007, 09:03:19 PM »
I do have to admit that Elliott is pretty darned cute. Love the accent too. But give me my Hoosier guys every time.